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Urban Dictionary

Those buds look ok, but I really want the the umphies.
umphies by Jskillz June 2, 2005

Annabelle 

the most caring person you will meet. she will give all of her love into any relationship.
did you meet annabelle?

yea she's super sweet such a great friend
Annabelle by blu poison ivy April 27, 2020

Time-Rape 

1.) To extend and waste somebodies time, without their given consent.

2.) To force upon the "taking-up-of-time-of-a-girl/guy-you-really-like/love-in-order-to-make-them-like/love-you-back" Law of Space and Time. oh, and without their consent, yet again.
"So, I pretty much just Time-raped you by sittin here doin nothing."
Time-Rape by mmfwcl_shagz October 19, 2010

Cock Wound 

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.
Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.

naked mole rat 

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
naked mole rat by Inanna October 21, 2007

Sweatshirt 

O m g , this room is so sweatshirt !
Sweatshirt by pizza monster November 1, 2020
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