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tamashane 

origin unknown
Name synonymous with beauty and joy
My daughter's middle name is Tamashane
tamashane by Rose of Sherren June 7, 2021

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
1. A quick shower where you only wash your hair in the sink with the nearest soap
2. Very quick sex
Man: "Damn, I need a quickie right now"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"
Quickie by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010

Hotchuous 

Hot and scrumptious. Ready to melt in your mouth
My new man is so hotchuous. I can almost taste him now.
Hotchuous by Nutjobsteve March 27, 2023
adj.

1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.

1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
bawling by M.T.G. October 10, 2008

lpmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

This is when you're so bored that you lose your mental capabilities.
When masturbating alone isn't enough, when even trying to do something fun doesn't work, when you think you've come up with a good idea.
You thought typing something following logic couldn't find a result.
If you continue you'll find more results typed by people even more bored.
This site accepts your challenge
John: I'm bored
Lisa: Check your emails
John: I've already done that
Lisa: What about playing a game?
John: I don't feel like to
Lisa: Have you tried doing something productive?
John: That's exactly why I'm so bored!
Lisa: Why don't you masturbate? You should be home alone now!
John: That's not enough satisfaction. I'll try typing lpmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq and see what comes up!

And doing so John turned in the worst living thing ever, baeting in cruelty even Satan and losing all sense of control, like a maniac killer with a neverending thirst of blood
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