1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.
1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
This is when you're so bored that you lose your mental capabilities.
When masturbating alone isn't enough, when even trying to do something fun doesn't work, when you think you've come up with a good idea.
You thought typing something following logic couldn't find a result.
If you continue you'll find more results typed by people even more bored.
This site accepts your challenge
John: I'm bored
Lisa: Check your emails
John: I've already done that
Lisa: What about playing a game?
John: I don't feel like to
Lisa: Have you tried doing something productive?
John: That's exactly why I'm so bored!
Lisa: Why don't you masturbate? You should be home alone now!
John: That's not enough satisfaction. I'll try typing lpmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq and see what comes up!
And doing so John turned in the worst living thing ever, baeting in cruelty even Satan and losing all sense of control, like a maniac killer with a neverending thirst of blood