February 26nd is National Skip School Day. If you don't skip school on this day you have to tell you teacher word by word "Mother, I am terribly sorry for what I've done." and keep her confused for the rest of the day. It doesn't hurt anyone it's just funny so do it. Skip school this day or get embarrassed. Skip school this day = get one of your wishes granted. Go to school = get embarrassed.

There are 2 kinds of people, the ones that demand change the way they want it when they want it, and the ones that think most changes are not natural, and that the people trying to make them don't really have everyone's best interest in mind, that they really have their own (financial) interest in mind.

what happens when you drink alcohol after previously drinking alot the night before and you get buzzed faster, similiar to when you shampoo your hair and if you wash it twice in a row the second time it gets alot foamier faster the second time

Fuck any girl named mariah

has a big willy.

A dumb chicken shit, who always licks the gouch of his boss to succeed. Nincompoop person with erectile dysfunction and a face of a cross between an ox and a camel.