Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

Table Beers by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

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Cotton Eyed Joe

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up

I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.

Cotton Eyed Joe by kc slinga October 4, 2011

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TARfly

Someone that is obsessed with The Amazing Race (TAR). Originated from barfly

She will not shut up about The Amazing Race. What a TARfly.

TARfly by EliaLoren January 17, 2007

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betoney

Person who fakes everything, especially sicknesses. Tries to fit in, but tries too hard resulting in many arguments. Is pretty on the inside not so much the outside... but hey you do you :)

I feel like a BETONEY today.

betoney by 12345678jfdqsdfghjjvcswer567 February 17, 2017

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Farmajo

Verb or Noun: versatile word used to refer to the act of displaying fake patriotism either in speech or writing, while doing the exact opposite.
Can also be used for individuals as a noun

All that talk patriotism and service was just pure farmajo, he is a spineless traitor

Did you watch the debate? James seemed genuine, but I could see through his farmajo

Farmajo by JCA1973 May 10, 2022

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Nappy

Boyish with an extremely slender build. Feisty and ready to go. Somebody, buy the boy a drink. He’s been waiting.

Nappy over there won't stop staring at me, should I invite him to the bathroom?

Nappy by FanBoy#69 November 5, 2020

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Thighmuffing

The gratuitous act of using one's thighs as ear muffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the vagina as an effective eye mask.

Thighmuffing was in order when Meredith forgot her ear plugs, Kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over Meredith's ears and assertively pressing her warm vagina over Meredith's eyes as a soothing sleep mask.

Thighmuffing by sf_tm5 May 15, 2017

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