A person who spends unlimted amounts of time on the computer or internet.

The attribute of being able to elicit a verbal response, such as "yikes."

The act of killing the Salami man. Although it is very rare, Salamicide comes with the punishment of fasting for 1 week.

generally un-happy

Though not fatal to the host, it tends to make the person more violent and makes them harm others (mainly the opposite gender) more often. Because of this disease, they tend to be more likely to end up in jail (even as teenagers), more likely to claim that they are victims and also end up blaming those who don’t have it for their problems

jizz, cum, semen