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When a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he's around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.
Simpin ass Man to girl: Oh baby I love you so much. I don't know what I would ever do with out you..

Simpin ass Man to his boys: Man, I don't need that b*tch she aieght in the sack but there's other fish in the sea!!!
Simpin by Missizhunter October 3, 2007

The incarcerator 

Sexual position in which you put the female in a rear naked choke while penetrating her ass and whispering "This is how they do it in prison." Choking her until she taps or passes out.
Bitch wanted to get rough so I gave her the incarcerator.
The incarcerator by sick sik six January 8, 2017

Welcome To My Gran 

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!
Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!
Welcome To My Gran by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008
A person who baisically spits hot fire, this person can stare into your eyes and look into your soul. A Manthan is a person who is a symbol in the rap community.
-Yo did you hear that New KiD CuDi song?
-- Ya he's a Manthan.
-True dat.
Manthan by YUSOBADFO? March 13, 2012
a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky
apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?
God by mephilis6264 November 24, 2011

Twilight 

Person- "oh, crap! I'm out of toilet paper! oh well, I'll use my sister's Twilight book."
Twilight by blondeginnyweasley March 17, 2011
An act, video, image or joke that is 100% to offend / piss someone off.
Dude you should really stop with the 911 jokes, they are really edgy!
edgy by kekm8 October 13, 2014
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