The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

Libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of Coca-Cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. A poor man's bourbon and coke.

Kahlolo translates to Judgement, Kahlolo is a very calm, tolarative, loving fair but yet heartless person. Very ambitious, positive, confident with a very good self esteem.

Over all retard of a person

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

When you constantly spoof about what you do for a living just to pull a girl, it's done with out conscience, remorse or an ability to learn