Presumptuous

There it is! Women can never be wrong! Except, wait... Do you thing women for fuck me? Yes or no? If one did... WOULD SHE BE WRONG? THERE YOU HAVE IT! CORRECT AGAIN! Dipshit.

Hym "Nothing presumptuous about it. Your a piece shit bigot. You're condoning something that would be wrong if the genders were swapped. And women can be wrong. And ARE wrong EVERY TIME they relationship doesn't go they way they want or expect it to. That's how being wrong works. Dog shit. You're dogshit."

Presumptuous by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

JohJoe

The nicest, prettiest, sweetest, most kawaii form of a little otaku girl. A JohJoe is usually spotted on facebook, in Hastings, or at a store such as hot topic. A JohJoe is also a cunning thing. Don't be fooled, she looks like she's 6, but she's 14. She isn't always hyper and happy, and she will kill you in the blink of an eye. Overall, a very lovable creature.

A) \Nice JohJoe\
"I baked you cookies :3"
"Awww, thanks JohJoe"

B) \Evil JohJoe\
*clapclap* -insert accused lover's name here-
"Fuckyouguys."
o.o

JohJoe by payback'sabitch. November 24, 2010

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bttbd

big thick throbbing bussy disorder

Bryan has a massive case of bttbd.

bttbd by planesonsnake September 12, 2020

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Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick

what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time

Ski Poles by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009

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Jew-B-Que

When your friend invites you to a bar-b-que for beer, burgers, and dogs, but supplies crappy, generic hamburger meat, cheep beer, and then asks you to pitch in 10 bucks when you're finished eating.

-How was the memorial day bar-b-que at mike's place the other night?

-It was a total jew-b-que. Hamburger meat from a tube, natty light, and diet shasta. Then he asked me for ten bucks!

- That sucks!

Jew-B-Que by Graham Thiel May 26, 2008