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Feign Logic 

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.
Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)
Feign Logic by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010
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a word that breaks all tension, perfect for use in tight situations, especially when thieving jews are involved.
Will: You are such a thieving jew, give me back my Spice Girls CD!!
Lyd: No, I need it, they turn me on.
Will: Gosh, I hate you...I never liked you anyway!!!!
Lyd: Im sorry....moop.
Will: Oh I love you, come here for huggle time!!!
moop by Bulgasaur March 3, 2007

shiskabang pie 

a piece of shit named max fratus. fuck him
fuck that shiskabang pie lookin asshole named max
shiskabang pie by Chris Lemmon April 23, 2014

Nanakoism 

When you are apart of the Nanako Miku cult, You will be given a Nanakoism (Say "HOOO RAH!!!!")
I was just given a Nanakoism.
Barkee has a big dick and he is a nice handsome guy and he likes to spoil his woman
Barkee is a nice,
Man
barkee by Barkee November 22, 2021

initiator 

One who presents the first action in trying to stimulate an encounter of somewhat physical nature. FOr instance, the man or woman who presents the hand for the reciprocating slap or likewise, the arms to invite an embrace.
She initiated the hug by opening her arms and smiling at me to come forth.
initiator by Noah March 19, 2003

THE ANNIVERSARY

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)