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Canny is where you are neither fit or a minger but you are in the middle.
But do not make the mistake this one girl made when she tried to copy Hannah and say that he was cannied.
that just went wrong
Kelly "Yea well that boy you like hes more canny then fit"

Hollie "hes been cannied"
hannah " you cant say that"
Canny by tractor_girl June 21, 2004

Gwardino 

How to say: gwar-dino
Something that someone randomly blurts out, out of no where.
Girl: Yeah so i was at the bus stop today and...
Boy: GWARDINOOOOO!
girl: ...that was uncalled for.
Gwardino by Rawri'malion January 13, 2009
Acronym: Distant Distortion Factor
When a girl looks damn good farther away, but really is a skank whore up close.
aiken - Man, check out that girl.
tommy da cat - Dude, that's a guy.
aiken - shit, ddf
ddf by tommy da cat October 21, 2002
Annoying "Hoes" "Cunts" or "Sluts" who will constantly bug the shit out of you and don't shut up such as a cricket making noises.
Yo dog I got these crickets on my tip! I already tapped one but the rest wont cut it.

Hey bro you know these crickets? The one cricket in the middle is annoying as fuck!

sluts bug hoe cunts sexual cricket
Crickets by Ant41793 January 6, 2011
Necking is lifestyle not a game. When you witness a human do a act uncalled for or something just that's plain stupid , you get that neck and let nothing stop you. Gentle necks for a minor cause if it is serious you smack that neck with all the power the lord gave you. Also if that person messed up extremely bad you take them necking privileges away for a week till they gone learn.
Boy you done f**ked up gimme that neck *smak* necking
Necking by DICKtionary_master March 6, 2017

fort collins 

The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?

oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
fort collins by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020
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