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Adjective or verb.
Used to explain the dopest shit or doing the dopest shit.
The best word known to man.
It is a hybrid of bomb like words and that's wat it does it kills every other word out there.

fuck the words I'm writing right now.
You: did u see that bomski bitch at the dairy queen?
Me: yea all those bitches at dq are dope.
bomski by peanutbutterman March 10, 2012

Danger Noodle 

The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out
The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out

Licking Spokes 

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.
Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.
Licking Spokes by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

The taipan 

The "Taipan" is another term for Sarso's penis. Although this fierce creature may not be as long and fat as others like "The Cobra", this still moderate sized creature packs a punch like no other. The Taipan is equipped with large venom reservoirs which deliver a far more lethal dose in much larger quantities than others. Being the most venomous and dangerous of them all, once you unleash the Taipan all bets are off.

Unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, The Taipan has an allure like no other. Keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.
Girl: "Wow, you're cock is huge!, It's no Cobra Though"

Guy: "Cobra's are all show no go"

2 hours later

Girl: "Wow your cock felt Amazing, does it have a name?"

Guy: "The Taipan"

Girl: "I heard of that once, apparantley the sex is so good that you die right afte.......
The taipan by Yosarso September 24, 2014
Speaking the truth in a direct, borderline-bitchy manner.
Sorry if I was crispy earlier but I'm not letting her shit all over me again!
crispy by ao'hole August 25, 2010

anal braclete 

A ring shaped bracelets that children make to help gays ward of Herpeess.
Child one: wow I hope that couple doesn't get Herpeess
Child two: they won't he is wearing a anal braclete nobody wants to fuck someone with anal bracletes.
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