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Urban Dictionary

LunchBox 

1. A morbidly obese, unclean, and overall dirty human being. Usually has messy, un washed hair, dandruff, and large stashes of pornography hidden in crevices in his room.

2. A box.... that holds lunch and or other objects you might generally find in a box.
Fatass: ...*takes a bite of doughnut*

Ricky: OMG look at how fat that kid is!
Dan: I know! He is such a lunchbox!
LunchBox by M. Jackson February 3, 2007
A nasty girl, who often hangs around cool guys as she has spent much of her life being unpopular.
Nina is such a mookina..
Mookina by Darp January 21, 2006
What I don't do or ever will because women can't stand my presence. A complete waste of time for someone actually wanting to get in a serious relationship with someone. Nothing but an act between two fake people trying to put their best foot forward and impress each other so they can potentially jump each other's bones. In Western culture dating is a precursor to marriage but, ironically, will do no more for you in getting to know a person than watching a sport on tv will make you a professional ballplayer. It's also an incredible waste of time because getting together for a romantic rondezvous or outing will do next to nothing in making you connect emotionally or spiritually.

Dating is a new phenomenon and didn't come around until the mid to late 20th century. Before the era of dating, a couple would often "court" each other or marriages were even prearranged. If one is religious, especially with someone who practices Christianity, dating is NOT Biblical because not only does dating usually result in heartache when the two persons involved go their seperate ways, but there is no comitment between the two parties. It was never practiced for cultural reasons. For Christians, dating is not Biblical because God himself does not want people to experience the emptiness and heartache it often brings. For the secular world, however, dating is as normal as taking a nap.

Dating CAN lead to marriage but usually doesn't, unlike courting.
Dating is pointless in my opinion. It usually doesn't work and is a futile effort in actually getting to know someone on an emotional or spiritual level. Dating is stupid!
dating by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 6, 2008

head cheese 

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.
I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.
head cheese by Pierre D June 17, 2006
Sinead is a fucking whore
Sinead by The_ginge_ February 16, 2020
a bi boi... sksksks jk, she’s a lil ol british gurl that loves vanessa and riverdale. she also makes the best edit on her fanpage @void.merder
i was talking to Saskia the other day, and all she talked about was vanessa, she’s vanessasexual
Saskia by consers December 10, 2018