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Urban Dictionary

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
doof by nacleus May 1, 2020
A bland, generic, upper-middle class female with no personality or style of her own. Generally from Southern California, or has a Southern Californian, Mallrat style and personality.
"Samantha is so hot"
"Dude, what are you talking about? There's absolutely nothing to her, she could be any girl out there. She's a total Poobot."
Poobot by scarletcityfever April 17, 2010
Haley- a beautiful name for a beautiful girl, but if u get her on her nerves she will mess u up. People often refer to Haley as an rose. She's beautiful but can sting u if she wants.
Did u see Haley?
Haley by Hayloft March 31, 2021

Sexfriend 

A friend you have sex with (d'oh) but without having a romantic relationship.
Lisa and I used to be lovers but now we're just sexfriends.
Sexfriend by Amator May 8, 2007
a rlly nice friend. wud suport u on anything. she is a rlly sexy person. she hates school mostly math. shes tall, skinny and is a dirty blonde. u cud trust her wit ur life and she will kno wat to do wit it. she loves bein wit friends any time she gets a chance. she will never cheat or use a guy.
i wish i was sierra. and i also wish i had a freind like her!!!!
sierra by smexy lexi August 28, 2011
The worst teacher you can have and he always trying to get close to you.
Ahh we have Geir as a teacher to day.
Geir by Piggydicky November 14, 2019
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