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An iPod owned by Australian youtuber DankPods that belonged to a norwegian man, featured in his first youtube video.
"Wow, It's Geir's iPod. I haven't seen it in months"
Geir by DankPods Cousin November 25, 2020
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Geir • geir ove • geir jarle • Geir Tore • Geird • Geire • Geiri • geirkztilb • geiro • Geirrún
The most fantastic and amazing kind of person to ever exist. Extremely smart and witty, and all around charming to interact with, Geir is most definitely the top choice in lifelong happiness for all seeking such a thing. With an endless amount of talent overflowing from a brain so amazing that all else seems dimwitted in comparison, Geir is the epitome of perfection and will attract the love an attention from anyting Geir comes in contact with. Men and women swoon for his sexual appeal, but only a lucky few could ever be so blessed as to actually experience such intense amazement!
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE THE MOST GEIR. THATS SO AWESOME!
geir by pipedreams October 8, 2010
Geir is a norwegian name usually given to boys whos hair is comparible to a sheep.
«Oh my god, look at his hair! We must call him Geir»
Geir by Arne Baluba October 9, 2021
Norwegian for Gay, Homosexual,faggot og shitshuffler cannot be pronounced in danish!
Can also mean extremely fat!
Du er så geir!
kede geir skal du på sommerleir?
Geir by einar888 September 10, 2005
The worst teacher you can have and he always trying to get close to you.
Ahh we have Geir as a teacher to day.
Geir by Piggydicky November 14, 2019

geir jarle 

A norwegian word.
The definition of a spy and/or investigator. You often find these under your coutch and in your closet.
You is geir jarle.
Du er geir jarle.
geir jarle by deathbizz October 4, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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