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Urban Dictionary

winstons 

The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.
"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."
winstons by Greg O'neal September 26, 2005

kermitly 

KermitIy is a COOL and AWESOME some might not think, but this is a REAL definition.
You are so KERMITLY I wish I was as KERMITLY as you!
kermitly by kermitly November 2, 2023

Tater Hater 

Anyone who doesn't like a good spud fucking.
We just got totally spud fucked. Don't be such a Tater Hater. It doesn't look good on you.
Tater Hater by Hebebro September 13, 2014
Sabijn een grappig meisje, heeft een zwak voor een bepaalde jongen en houd van alcohol. Roken was een grote hobby van der maar ze kon gelukkig stoppen. Als Sabijn drinkt wilt iedereen snel weg.
Oh nee Sab donder op!
Sabijn betekent alcoholist, rookverslaafd, pafkonijn, braaf in begin maar in der tiener jaren evolueert ze in een slebba.
sabijn by Slebba June 4, 2020

Oblivion 

Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.

And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.

So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!

Jesus: Oh yeah man.

A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?

Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?

Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!

Pushing Snickers 

The act of pushing a shit back into a rectum during anal intercourse
" i was doing this bird last night and she had dogey bowels and ended up pushing snickers!"

d'metrius 

A person who is chaotic and idiotic
"there name is d'metrius, i think?"
d'metrius by Why? ;-; October 30, 2020
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