circle jerk

1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.

3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.

The pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.

circle jerk by Pool May 28, 2006

dirty bicycle

When the girl is riding you like a bicycle and a dog comes to sniff both assholes

Dog get out of here this is turning into a Dirty Bicycle

dirty bicycle by _V._ January 7, 2018

Ja pax frad

It’s a reminder that I love you

C+D=4L

Yoooo bae ja pax frad❤️😘

Ja pax frad by Mackyxleelee July 21, 2023

Danlings

(Dan-ling) Male or female admirer of Dan Hawkins, guitarist from rock band The Darkness.

If you answer yes to any of these, its fair to say you are a Danling. Some of these will apply to Darklings also, but mainly Danlings.

You know your a Danling when...

You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts

You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is

You know what 'floof is and who snookums is

When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left

When you know things Dan has said off by heart

Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations

When you start naming things Dan

When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on

When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring

You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good)

You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does

Same also applies to Stella Artois beer

You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore

When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan

When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc

When you get a sudden obsession for belts

When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more

When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on

You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audience during Makin Out, turning his back during Get Your Hands Off My Woman etc)

You start wearing braclets/chains on your wrists and have never done so before

You spend hours trawling ebay trying to buy a guitar pick of his

You start wearing a cross around your neck, for no other reason than that Dan does

Danlings by Sidney38 January 23, 2007

Hustler

Hustler - someone who is an ‘BREAD’ winner (he is making £££££££££ !#motion

some donny - Yooo I ain’t seen u in time bro I hear ur a hustler now yeahhh’

Hustler - Yeah yeah, lemme put u on b

Hustler by Fr4mos August 2, 2023

Bucklandnism

A Theory that makes a good person turned into a Kamikaze wannabe except instead of just hurting good people. You’re doing yourself a Favor by becoming a dumb, Brainwashed, Weeaboo who wants nothing but money, Cheap Sake and a little bit of that stuff that they serve at Taco bell and Sarku Japan. To make things worse, You shall not disobey Any fat guys or Fat whores in Alaska. Failure to do that will make you a Dishonorable guy regardless of what position your in. Even if You’re just a guy who smokes weed and watch Pokémon all day!

Guy 1: Hey, man are you into Bucklandnism?

Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.

Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.

Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!

Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.

Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.

Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!

Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!

Bucklandnism by Arika Cho cho Butterface September 13, 2019

Futt

To fuck someone's butt

"Y'all down to futt?"

Futt by Papa Futt August 11, 2020

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