Surfmastering

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

Surfmastering by Roloooo July 20, 2006

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yurt

Noun: A round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. Home to Mongolians and Californian hippies (but not together.)

Tree-man begged Rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern California. Things were romantic and rosy until Tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. He pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and Rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. Now she's working as a piercing technician at the local mall.

yurt by Luigi July 11, 2004

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Smack cheeks

Getting some butt or fucking a bitch

Hey baby I'm trynna smack cheeks

Flacko's trynna smack cheeks with ol girl upstairs

Smack cheeks by Açtion Jackson November 7, 2016

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Bluemonkey

I’d give everything for this man, I worship him and love him. Bluemonkey if you see this I love you.

Bluemonkey is my idol

Bluemonkey by ♡quackk ♡ March 4, 2022

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xGETvSNIPEDx

a guy on xbox live specializing in team killing, betrayals, and epic boots on the popular xbox 360 game series halo. He almost never has completed a game without getting booted or booting his hole entire team before the game ends.

I'm going to boot this xGETvSNIPEDx guy, WOW I got booted before I could boot him.

xGETvSNIPEDx by haloGTtags October 21, 2010

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Bond Effect

A psychological phenomenon where an individual suffers great mental damage when facing an opponent with "Bond" in the name.

Common effects are: shivering, crying, blaming your team instead of yourself for everything, mental booming.

Nerf:"Hey Edo, how were your games today?"
Edo:"Not good, I've been suffering from the Bond Effect all day today."
Nerf:"Aw man, sorry to hear that."

Bond Effect by JanJan0_0 June 16, 2024

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bozo

ethan “party animal/catcher goat” frame’s go-to phrase. this word was created by ethan, for ethan.

Ethan: That dude is such a bozo

Evan Peerless: ikr 😑

bozo by bummy101 August 14, 2021

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