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A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!
Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!
Bruno by Diety CZ February 3, 2010

Tommeshia 

One of the baddest bitches alive, great personality, funny, and freaky in the sheets. Fun to be around and always in the mood.
I had a long day, I need Tommeshia to relieve my stress.
Tommeshia by xoolkid November 24, 2021

Ethan Moment 

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor
Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment
Ethan Moment by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021

Devil Doggy

When a woman performs oral and vagina sex on two men at the same time.
We had her in the devil doggy. She did me while he was doing her from behind.
Devil Doggy by PimpTight January 19, 2006

Kurdt Kobain 

The great troubled rock star's alter ego.kurdt kobain had freeze dried vocals that can never ba equalled.
If Brody Dalle was a bloke...
Kurdt Kobain by Kurtmad December 16, 2003

Erroltilediscfunction 

Erroltilediscfunction

It was a hot night the Wife got out the bath after coming home from work,she had one ting pon her mind all day she wanted to work dat tight pum pum all over her OZBAND COCK till the two a dem was mixing cum,but it never came as Henry failed to raise him head🥒 just too much WEED...
A man muss make it him business to bust COCK under him Wife everyday start small then build up it's a ur marriage or well Wife will get it elsewhere or you could just do a OPEN marriage it would a happier you Wife could FUCK all day everyday with whomever she wants just member say you a CHEAT we know most tings
I-Man love My Sweet Empress,but everyone av to live too please don't get jealous of wat mi say less sucking more fucking a the key
When a SEXY strong black woman dat's always WET between her legs (Eveready)marries a Man who bragg bout how him can meet her sexual needs fails to deliver the COCK to the Pum Pum hard it's Erroltilediscfunction...
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