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Urban Dictionary

postphone 

When your asian teacher decides your homework isn't due until a few days later.

Often after a rant about the ungle of arpha (angle of alpha - i think?)
Student: When is our homework 5 due?
Wang: Oah - Homewuk 5 hars bean postphoned until next Monday.
postphone by Email from today February 21, 2007
a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go
After nine years at a junior college, i finally graduated and then become CEO of Penthouse
college by Zachary Brown October 14, 2004

pit mommy 

Pitbull owners who think themselves as "mothers" to their dog "child". Often used when referring to bad Pitbull owners whom use their pet to boost their ego, viewing themselves as saviors to what they think is an "unloved" dog breed.
"I have a feeling that Pit Mommy's dog is going to maul her soon."
pit mommy by CirclejerkMaster69 March 3, 2022

hessychast 

this hessychast went by my house the other day, so i gunned them down with a waffle
hessychast by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003

pot head 

a person hu smokes lodsa weed n der alwys buzzin
pothead: "yeh i wnt sum hehehehehehehehehehe ..." (falls off his chair laughin)
Bob: "it woznt sposd 2 b funi u fuckin pot head"
pot head by mizzbufftings September 18, 2004
somebody who does not know how to express there feelings or is often misunderstood is usually named sohayeb.
“Who’s that?”
Oh it’s Sohayeb
sohayeb by kyle brian May 20, 2023
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