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Edith is the
most flawless
girl you will
kbow she is just
as wonderful in the
inside as in the outside
her heart is wonderful
you will find out once
you get to know her
Omg look at Edith <3
edith by the urban dictanary April 22, 2016
A very seductive girl who absolutely portrays miss innocent but when presented with anything phallic in origin, it must be inhaled , swallowed, licked , sucked , and placed in mouth before moving on to the next meal. Other known skill sets are a.) sucking golf ball through a garden hose and blowing it back in one breath.

B.) indisputable capability of causing any penis to fully ejaculate beginning from flaccid in under 5 mins. Any penis , she hasn’t encountered a loss in her career . She desires a dark meat to challenge her since the many before her came and went as quick as a penis gets milked for all its contents and she still needs more. Challenge her skill set , for everyone keeps her stronger and better prepared for the next victim .
Guy 1:) Hey bro did you see vinnicenzo walking all funny earlier? Was he ok?

Guy 2 .) bro yeah he just finished smoking her lover jb in tennis and before he knew it Niemz appeared out of nowhere and absolutely guzzled his cock to celebrate his victory , dude could barely walk to the hotel afterwards cause neimz sucked 35 grams of protein out of him like his dick was a straw to his big nuts. Bitch was frothing at the mouth like a fresh nespresso on a cold day .
niemz by Vinnicenzo April 15, 2022

Uncultured Swine 

Someone that didn't go to school. Also me
Uncultured Swine by Kidd from japan December 17, 2018

Jive Ass 

1. A complete dumbass that is dumber than a brick shithouse

2. A highly exaggerated story.
1. Dave was acting like a jive ass when he decided to rob a bank.
2. That is such a jive ass story.
Jive Ass by Blank Screen January 1, 2012
watching goatse while eating ravioli. mmmmmmmmmmmm
Hey dude did you see today?

No, why?

Dude I saw him fucking skeep yesterday!

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BRO
skeep by subduingmaster July 6, 2011

Bottom-Rape 

The act of one man forcing another to anally penetrate him. Bottom-raping distinguishes itself from ass-raping through its etymology: the partner who is penetrated in gay sex is referred to as 'the bottom'; therefore, having another penetrate you against their own volition is a separate, yet equally terrifying, form of rape.
Jeff doesn't care that the guy he wants to hook up with is straight, so Jeff plans to get him drunk and bottom-rape him.
Bottom-Rape by ryaninthecouv June 21, 2006
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