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Dakota 

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The most hottest girl in the world she has the best tits and pussy no more words just so hot.
Oh that's Dakota
Dakota by Trlrcque39 January 13, 2017

Self Defense 

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for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate
“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

punchwank 

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"‘It’s A Free Country’: Man Threatens TSA Agent’s Life, Throws Checkpoint Stanchion, Strips Naked & Masturbates, Charges State." Dude tried to punchwank his way through airport security.
minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/11/16/naked-man-tsa-checkpoint-minneapolis-msp-airport-assault-masturbation/
punchwank by anonymous December 29, 2021

Brown Cow

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A chocolately surprise (;
Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.
Brown Cow by Mommy Ox August 7, 2020

Dick McChicken

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It's a fucking dick mcchicken. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ):<
Me: Wow I'm down for some DICK McChicken, ya feel me,
You: No.
Me: Fucking get me a Dick McChicken
Dick McChicken by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018

Hard Problem of Law

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The tension between certainty and justice. Law strives to be a system of clear, predictable, general rules applied equally to all (certainty). But justice often demands consideration of unique circumstances, intentions, and contexts (equity). The hard problem is that these two aims are in perpetual conflict. Applying the rule rigidly can lead to unjust outcomes in specific cases ("The letter of the law killeth"). Allowing too much discretion to judges to achieve equity destroys predictability and opens the door to bias and arbitrariness. The system can never fully satisfy both masters.
Example: A law says "No vehicles in the park," meant to ensure safety and tranquility. A rigid application would ban an ambulance entering to save a life, or a veteran's WWII jeep in a memorial display—both absurdly unjust outcomes. A judge allowing them uses discretion, but then where is the line? What about a skateboard? A remote-controlled car? The hard problem: The moment you write a rule, you create loopholes and hard cases. Law is an attempt to capture fluid human conduct in a net of fixed words, and much of what matters always slips through the holes. Hard Problem of Law.
Hard Problem of Law by Enkigal January 24, 2026
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