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cumdummy 

Brady: hey you know that guy Danny trying out for the club soccer team?
Alex: Yeah
Brady: he’s a cumdummy
cumdummy by Dummy2525 August 28, 2019

Jesus freak 

People of the Christian faith who become fanatical in their beliefs, eventually driving away friends with different religions, sexual preferences, ect. Note that not all Christians are like this.

While these people aren't "Bad" people,they are usually intolerant to others religious beliefs. They tend to tell those of other religion that they are going to Hell and that they need to convert to Christianity. These can also be those who preach about their respective denominations. There is also a possibility that they could be homophobic.
Jane: Hey are you a Christian
Joe: No, sorry. I'm a very devout Jew.
Jane: *gasp* OMG! We must save your soul! You must convert, lest you go to Hell!
Joe: Oh man, your a Jesus freak!
Jesus freak by W.R.C. Murphy August 4, 2008
Someone who is real; down to earth and doesnt pose; isnt a fake bitch
Genuine is real- Big L
A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.
Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.
floater by breathdeeply April 12, 2009

Russian Twists

to have a russian thot spin on top of your head. search up helicopter porn for more info.
damn you got to do russian twists yesterday?
Many centuries have gone by since the tale of Osasuyi began. To learn it all, one must look elsewhere, but inscribed here one will find a more concise telling of the relevant events.

Osasuyi's story begins in the hills behind a lost, ancient city, the name of which has not been uttered by mortal men for a very long time. He was born to a beautiful exiled princess, who had become pregnant without a husband and thereafter cast out by her father. The seed was that of the great dragon Axymon, yet none would hear her out, believing her to be mad, promiscuous, and unfit for her position within the court. She carried Osasuyi within her for many many years, as is customary for dragons. When she eventually gave birth, a bright golden light shone out, and when it finally dimmed, a perfect, fully-formed man had emerged from within her.

He has lived for a great number of years, wandering empty lands, meeting with nomadic peoples. Over time he has impacted the lives of many with his grace, wisdom and strength of will. In recent times, he has taken up a humble position within the modern society of Britain, where he has concealed his identity and refrains at all times from using his magical abilities.

It has been prophesied that there shall come a time where he will be called upon; a time of dire need, a time of catastrophe, a time where the fate of all may rest in his hands. Most who know of him still postulate that he is boding his time and gathering his strength until this time comes.
Have you heard of the legendary Osasuyi?
Osasuyi by Osasuyi's Bard February 16, 2019
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