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With everything internet based beginning with "e," it was only a matter of time before it became necessary to express the act of crying electronically.
This phrase must only be used in conjunction with bad online blogs.
After reading the bad goth poetry on livejournal, I had to inform the "poet" that nobody would be crying e-tears for him.
E-Tears by Domingo December 28, 2004
Andrew stevens
Ansrew Stevens is GAY
Gay by F*YACHICKENSTRIPS October 13, 2020

Anti Tit Man 

As opposted to Tit, this is an individual who exhibits a distaste for anything decent in the world. This person is often reluctant to participate in anything enjoyable or appreciate activities that everyone else would be honored to partake in. Otherwise known as "ATM", this individual is easily recognized by a slew of characteristics: a frown, being ugly, goes by the name of Richard Siegel, or just apathetic is all facets of life. Usually is relatively able to be picked out of a crowd, never wants to have fun, or is just plain terrible.
-Hey, you want to go to the Yankees game? It'll be so Tit!
-No thanks, I dont like the Yankees.
-You're such an Anti Tit Man

ooh bitchhh

how you start a text to your best friend when you have the scorching tea *sips tea*
*Texting friend 2* ooh bitchhh guess who Sally kissed in the bushes last night!?
*friend 2* Omg whooooooo?

Beef Mode 

A sudden, often unexplained drop in performance while playing an FPS game.
Oh god. I'm missing all of my shots. Please. Beef mode activated, shit, no. FUCK.
Beef Mode by Whitetrashyt November 7, 2020

It's not you it's me 

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.
He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.
It's not you it's me by eight March 29, 2004
Tasyana is the most ratch, ass eating, cum gargling, cock gobbling, vagina queefer you'll ever meet.
Oh shit that girl is soooo Tasyana. But she cute.
tasyana by anonymous January 14, 2015
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