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baked toolbox 

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery
Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane
baked toolbox by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018

Joy Reid defense

A quasi legal but technologically illiterate attempt to blame embarrassing or incriminating social media or blogging activity on 'hacking' by a sophisticated, imaginary third party. E.g:
“I learned that an unknown, external party accessed and manipulated material from my now-defunct blog, The Reid Report, to include offensive and hateful references that are fabricated and run counter to my personal beliefs and ideology,”
A: hey so as you know I'm totally stoked about running for office this fall but it turns out some random guy 'hacked' my Facebook and posted a bunch of racist shit like 5 years ago but I only just noticed now.
B: ok but that seems kind of implausible so did that actually happen or are you just Joy Reid defense'ing me right now?
A: ...

Applause from the back row 

When you're having sex and your balls slap your bitch's ass so hard it sounds like clapping.
Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.

west linn 

A suburb outside of Portland, Oregon.


You might be from West Linn if....

-You see Escalades, Hummers, Range Rovers, and Mercedes everywhere
-Your McDonald's has a plasma flat screen TV in it
-Some of the Portland TrailBlazers live in your city
-The highschool has an ATM in it
-The only crime that happens is teenagers egging cars....and it makes the local paper
-The majority of students at the high school drink and/or do drugs, yet they are academically one of the best schools in the state
-The cops have nothing better to do than pulling over people for no real reason
-Everyone asks "Are you rich?" or something along these lines when you say you are from West Linn
-There are hardly any minorities in your city


This is a generalization of WL, but it is pretty true.
West Linn is very similar to Lake Oswego


I am from West Linn, I am so cool.
west linn by W.L. July 27, 2005

Workaholics 

Stray Kids
OMG another Stray Kids comeback in January they are such workaholics
Workaholics by chileanywaysooo November 28, 2020
The practice of being aggressive when drunk
Last time he practiced maoyism in the bar, He threw chairs on the bartender
Maoyism by tsuk101ph April 21, 2020
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