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Urban Dictionary

young stoner boy/ young bear in the making. No it’s not ozzy osborne but this guy knows how to party and be philosophical. Guard dog
“Where is eschan?”
“Probably on the porch like always”
“I hope he has a lighter”
eschan by anonymous December 2, 2023

Peanut Butter Splooge 

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.

Parallel liar 

Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)
{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars
Liberal pretty much means democrat, or "left-wing" . Opposite of Republicans.
Anna: "Dad, what does liberal mean?"

Dad: "It means you do not agree with things that Republicans, AKA, the smart people, say.

Anna: " So, they don't agree with us?"

Dad: "Yep, that's right!"

Scientition 

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.
I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!
Scientition by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011
1. (verb) the act of one pretending he or she is unaware of a certain piece of information in the presence of the individual it pertains to while he/she is fully aware of the information and has been informed of it by another source, thus making it very awkward when he/she is called out
Jaim: hey so how are the guys at uva?

Ness: Umm im still talking to justin

Jaim: Omg you are!? How's that going!?
Ness: You totally knew that...justin told you we were. Such a jaime.

Jaim: umm awkard...lol!
jaime by knappyboitakinshots October 16, 2011
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