Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.
{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars
1. (verb) the act of one pretending he or she is unaware of a certain piece of information in the presence of the individual it pertains to while he/she is fully aware of the information and has been informed of it by another source, thus making it very awkward when he/she is called out