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pull a punch 

It's a boxing term, when you pull a punch you don't hit the other fighter as hard as you can.
It also means to hold back from doing or saying what you really think, not being completely honest so you won't hurt somebody's feelings.
When you don't pull any punches you are frank, honest.
Jason is a brutally honest guy, so if you can't handle the truth then you better not ask for his opinion, he can't pull a punch.
pull a punch by sandra_dee January 12, 2009

five-finga stinga

to quickly jab someone between the buttcheeks with all five fingers, works when person is clothed as well.
When my boyfriend got out of the shower, I snuck up on him with a five-finga stinga.
five-finga stinga by akso November 22, 2006
A word invented by chauvinistic men to insult and belittle women who have to ask them to perform a small task multiple times before they actually decide to do it. Used primarily by lazy people to justify the fact that they show no inclination to do anything productive whatsoever.
Gary: My sister Chloe is such a nag. How dare she suggest politely that I peel my fat ass from this couch and clean up the mess I made in the kitchen!
Nag by Chloe00234 August 1, 2010

Platform Crab 

A person who scuttles along the platform as trains come to a halt, trying to be in front of the nearest door, giving the best chance of getting a seat. Sometimes results in humiliation when the train pauses then moves a few metres further, meaning the whole exercise was pointless for the crab. Hardcore commuters have the right to tut as this goes on, as of course they know exactly where the door will be and don't need to scuttle.
Whilst standing at Finchley Road in the morning chatting to a friend as a crab approaches, "Damn here comes a Platform Crab, I'll just strategically place my briefcase here to end their scuttle"
Platform Crab by Sam Crawley September 24, 2005

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now this this is depression this is top tier bordem and theres no way you can figure out more patterns to do by this point
Random person - hey why are you playing keyboard with your laptop

Me - What do you mean im not im typing eqrwteryutiyuopidasfgdhfjgkhljczvxcbvnmb silly

Random person - Jeez how could someone be so bored
A fashionable person, tall and handsome and sometimes stupid
omg that guys so obriedge
obriedge by okshawn November 22, 2021
A cat that’s afraid of everything that’s like to be on the third floor that’s old and scrawny
Look at that Pompeii”
Pompeii by Shrekbox420 January 16, 2019
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