Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

Squeeze your mitten by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

Smack the Cat by MrBear776 February 13, 2020

bibs for shit eaters

thin paper rings used to line toilet seats in public loos for sanitation, named jokingly.

She came out of the bathroom stall with a bibs for shit eaters around her neck and a brownie stuck in her teeth.

bibs for shit eaters by BabyA December 11, 2005

grown thangs

Rims sized 21 and over

Man I copped that new Denali on them grown thangs

grown thangs by FrankMOBB October 26, 2003

Power-wash

To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.

I worked that pussy hard and power-washed that bitch clean. She was drowning in jizz.

Power-wash by Rodarkk December 26, 2016

Slorlore

Customs, beliefs, stories, and sayings of a slor handed down from generation to generation.

Slorlore dictated that Bree give her boyfriend's dad a blowjob for diaper money.

Llewyln traded STDs like baseball cards for her erudition in Slorlore promulgated that venereal diseases were 'merit badges' to be worn and regarded with pride

Slorlore by Tony Jackson September 20, 2007

sbeve

another word for he lied
s-bee-v

Person 1: i’m so sad
Person 2: why ?
Person 1: sbeve

sbeve by no que no February 7, 2019

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