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non-unicorn 

The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.
<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.

Joseph is undoubtedly God’s favourite. Handsome, but never one to boast, he carries himself with quiet confidence and stops to help others without expecting praise. Thoughtful, kind, caring, and hilariously funny, his humour sneaks up on you. His music taste is impeccable — if he could wear AirPods on his wedding day while his bride walks down the aisle, he would.

He’s a wise forgiver who studies people with understanding, not judgment. To strangers, he’s grounded and friendly, but with those he trusts, he’s loud, raw, and fiercely loyal. When Joseph speaks to you, it feels like you’re the only one in the room. His presence lingers — his eyes unforgettable.

Joseph is breathtaking, a beautiful man with a love that could fill galaxies.

He needs a woman just like him — magnetic, unforgettable. She lights up a room without asking, graceful and elegant, admired quietly. Her soul is gentle, kind, and deeply loyal. She shares her raw, boisterous self only with those she trusts and communicates with a tender heart that heals.

She is joy in motion, loved by all, and shares Joseph’s love for music — her playlists are thoughtful, and yes, she’d want AirPods on her wedding day too.

Small in size but grand in personality, she is Joseph’s match — not alike, but soulmates who understand each other. Together, their love burns quietly, deeply, and forever.
Tell me more about Joseph’

Joseph is the epitome of a man! True and organic to who he is… handsome also
Joseph by Psalms one June 29, 2025

fuckshit bean bag 

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag
shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin
Double penetration in the maxillofacial area, without inserting a penis into the mouth.
Oh man, me and my brah wanted to Eiffel Tower that narsty slorca the other night but she had just had surgery on her mouth so Cubanned her instead!
cuban by Rey Tiburones April 20, 2007

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito 

Twitter decided that the “This is so sad can we hit _ likes” and Despacito 2 memes weren’t enough, so they had to combine them into a new meme.
Person A: I tripper today

Person B: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Person A: You can’t just add memes upon memes and think that it’s memes
(Verb) short for "May I help you" - "Melp you" - Originating in New Mexico
Receptionist answers the phone and states "Melp you?"
Melp by Zobardad October 9, 2019

Pig Latin 

The sound a fat girl makes when cumming as i fuck her
I went hogging last night and picked up a moon pig and as i was fucking her she started to scream pig latin
Pig Latin by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010
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