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Urban Dictionary

Sharfism 

When using words that sound similar to the intended word. While similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. Commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. A bi-product of the Sharf bloodline.
Ex: Welp! They started up the cornbine.

The sharfism is "cornbine" which should have been "combine" which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.

Ex: The deer came straight out of the "cocktails". (Intended word was "cattails")
Sharfism by The Good Old Boy July 11, 2017

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
When partaking of the drug cannabis using a bong or bubbler, one seals the choke or slide and inhales as much as they can, but does not release to inhale the smoke; the apparatus is passed around the circle to each person who repeats the build-up until it reaches the original person. By this point the chamber will be extremely full, and the mook-ee will attempt to inhale all of the smoke that the mook-ers have built up in one hit. Best performed with a very large apparatus and a small group of people.
Stoner: I want to take a massive rip!
Pothead: Alright, we'll mook that shit for you.
Hazer: Yeah bro, fuckin' mook it!
Mook it by AlainGoodweed October 4, 2012

bullfuck 

A version of bullshit and fuck used by Rocco of Winamac.
Rocco bullfucks his brother Brice every night!
bullfuck by Dameon666 April 5, 2007
A small clueless child (in grade seven) that creepy grade nines "pounce on". Often, this relationship ends when the grade nine meets the childs friends, or when the child figures out the "niner" is perverted.
"Do you know a kid named Tony, in grade nine?"
"Isn't he the creepy one?"
"Yeah, well he's dating a grade seven!"
"That poor, Sevy"
Sevy by STELEVHA November 15, 2009

french fudgie 

noun: the act of sticking a funnel in one's rectum and having alcohol poured into it for the purposes of getting intoxicated
bill went to the frat party and got so incredibly wasted off of french fudgies
french fudgie by Colwyn299 November 23, 2011