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A type of poetry used to lull potential rape victims into a false sense of security before the attacker makes his move.
Hey Juan, I saw this hot drunk chick walking home alone the other night so I pulled over and was all like "Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the car, i've got a knife", and the girl was like "oh no you di'int", and then she realised that actually, I did.

Rapetry really works.
Rapetry by WankMit March 29, 2012

house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.
To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?
house-wife freak by Don & Mar December 6, 2016

Geekburger 

1. A total douche bag.

2. Made popular by "Full House's" Stefanie.

3. A geek in the form of a burger.
"haha, that bum stole that kid's money"

"that kid is a geekburger"

"word"
Geekburger by JoeyBnukkas April 12, 2007
Really ugly dirty blonde kid. He is a jerk to everyone around him. He usually has a twin brother or sister.
Ew look, it’s aydin.
Aydin by bbg445 July 6, 2018
The action of shitting out diarrhea into someone’s mouth, then having them gargle it and then they give you head
Bro my girl gave me some serious Glub last night

Bro what the fuck
glub by joedoeblows May 11, 2025

Slipperwater

it is used when our slippers get wet due to wearing them for too long. it gets wet due to the sweat present in our feet.
OH DAMNIT MY SLIDES SLIPPERWATERED
Slipperwater by American Felon January 29, 2025
Amazingly talented and smart! Very charismatic and charming. Shes stunning in a classic way. Loyal to a fault. Honest but sometimes a bit brutal in that honesty.
Reiina can sell ice to an eskimo
reiina by Aariesrain July 9, 2019
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