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Urban Dictionary

two backed beast 

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
two backed beast by keifermail August 22, 2008

Agnostic 

Someone who does not pretend to know what so many ignorant men are sure of.
I am an agnostic.

I am a pissed-off agnostic who doesn't like the minimum example size.

Sharkfaced 

An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.

A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?

Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
Sharkfaced by dougsizzle January 13, 2008

Jew Fever 

attraction to women with jewish features; the jewish answer to jungle fever and yellow fever
Jew Fever by spliffthespaceman December 31, 2014

standzee 

Someone who prefers to stand all the time, because sitting down makes their butt hurt and lying down makes them look like the prefer to sleep other than doing anything else. It also involves generating more discomfort for the feet and tends to make people think they achieve something great, but eventually they just fall over as an ultimate avhievement.
Standzee is not for me, coz my feet cramps and i get tired.
Marie's job sucks balls straight through the ass. They make her standzee while working, so she's half dead when she gets home. She's more of a layzee or a sitzee than a stanzee, you know.
Siegen is yes
Siegen yes
siegen by ShadierAce December 14, 2020
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