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Urban Dictionary

'Tessa is echt een kanker nerd'
tessa by bruhbrurr February 10, 2022

sahakong 

extremely slow; slow in action
Ex: This car is sahakong.

Ex: Why is this sloth sahakong?
sahakong by mrmagical May 1, 2024

pick me girl 

The most irresistably adorable girl ever
Mahlon is so beautiful it drives me crazy.
Mahlon by isalive42 April 8, 2005
A Fahd is most complex. Until you peel back the onion layers. Make your eyes water but keep at it, because what you find is spicy sweet!
He likes to think of himself as the jaguar in an urban jungle but really, he’s only hanging out in big cities because he’s afraid of bats and the dark!
Be patient and kind when you find a Fahd.

And keep an eye out on his behalf, because he’s traveling the world, looking for safety from bats!
Adventurer 1:Woah… was that a big ass bat?!!
Adventurer 2: Nope! It was a small bat chasing that Fahd!!
FAHD by Dawn Time March 20, 2023

Otherkin 

People who use role playing to escape from their problems, taking on otherkin personas as a cry for help from the masses.

They seek to employ attention whoring as a cry for help from other people.

They wish to be seen, loved and appreciated online because in real life they know they are invisible to the world and no one cares about cowards who cannot deal with their problems in a healthy way!

They say they are here to heal others but they are the ones really in need of healing...how can they solve other people's problems if they cannot even work through their own shit?

Otherkin identify as NON-human personalities only to just not look at their own fucked up human condition that needs real healing!
Otherkin: "hi I am an angel, I am here to solve all your problems, currently I am going through a divorce and struggle for custody over my own child while I struggle with an unfaithful husband!"

Me: "uhhm if you are an angel of love and light why did you fuck up your marriage, why does your husband hate you, why do you have a failed family life, why is your personal life a mess? Yeah I bet your kid will really love you some day for leaving her dad!"

Another example would be:

Otherkin: "I am an angel here to save the world but I am too sacred shitless to deal with reality, so I stick with online role playing instead... It is people like me that give indigo children a bad aftertaste since when I am busy trolling and glorifying myself online you know I really don't have time to make a real difference out there in the REAL world."
Otherkin by indigohater January 3, 2013
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