Ashley

Self-centered. Rarely cares about anyone's feelings but her own. Frivolous with money. Spends money on her own vanity while her debts go unpaid and her dependents lack necessities.

Ashley: I'm sick and tired of my feelings being hurt.

Witness: Why should you care if you know what the truth is?

Ashley: Because MY feelings are the only ones that matter.

Ashley by Theblindside71 November 23, 2011

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Nart

To fart and bust a nut at the same time

“Her pussy was so good that i narted bruh”

Nart by Windsorts August 8, 2020

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emergefied

When people have emergencies ALL THE TIME.

Annette: "All these mfer's are emergefied."
Bruce: "oh, i know right? EVERYTHING IS AN EMERGENCY! THEYRE SO EMERGEFIED

emergefied by Emergification November 6, 2017

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💛

If you have this in someone’s name you like to have anal sex with them

💛gf💛

💛 by ChrisVSON January 16, 2018

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sauna nap

To sweat and drool on yourself while sleeping, resulting in being hot and sticky when you wake up.

Person A: Damn son, you look like you got jacked!
Person B: Naw man, I was just woke up from a sauna nap.

sauna nap by BigTymer23 July 11, 2014

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GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

GM, Will You Ever Learn! by IronicÉire April 5, 2025

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Patrick ass nigga

Mr Nice Guy

That Patrick ass Nigga is up to something! He is being too nice!

Patrick ass nigga by JWhiteP February 26, 2022

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Ashley

Nart

emergefied

💛

sauna nap

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

Patrick ass nigga