The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun
Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it
When you're scrolling through your "for you page" on the clock app and you accidentally refresh the feed before you liked the video or followed the creator and now it is lost forever.
I saw this really funny video on the clock app about a dude with some ducks and a ski mask girl spitting shots into nana's mouth, but I was TokBlocked when I hit the back button instead of the home button when I was looking at the creator's profile.
A cop-stop is being pulled over for speeding and having to suck the cop's dick and give him a cumgasm to keep from being ticketed.
I had a cop-stop today, but he said I could suck his dick and not get a ticket. He was cute and he had a beautiful dick, so I gave him a blowjob! I think male cops like to be sucked by cute cadets!
Named after former Presidential candidate Mitt Romney to describe mid-grade weed because it's not as desirable as loud or gas which some call Obama meaning top quaility or Presidential. Ex. We smoke that Obama and you my finacially challenged friend is smoking that Romney. Regular weed
Who got that good good? Not me all I got is some Midd Romney (almost Presidential). So you on that residential and I'm looking for that Presidential.