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Urban Dictionary

Nigerian Font 

The most basic font used in all scam/spam e-mails.
Once you see the rather simple Nigerian Font...you automatically know that it is spam.
Nigerian Font by amnesiavictim September 28, 2013

touchess 

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly
Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!
touchess by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Something you get when you see a rather unattractive female. An inverted boner, if you would. Or perhaps a negative hard on.
"Wow, did you see that ugly ass bitch with no tits? She totally gave me a renob.
RENOB by TheClyde September 5, 2005
A great place to smooch/cuddle with your girlfrind.
Dude 1: Hey Dude 2, Katie and I are going to the movies so we can cuddle. Hopefully not a lot of people will be there.

Dude 2: Ugh, get a room.
movies by NoobMuncher3000 May 8, 2007

lug nuts 

Adjective. Testicles of normal size but hanging extra or abnormally low.
Paul: Sally do I have lug nuts?

Sally: Yes, I'm so so sorry.
lug nuts by RoRoisBoss♡.♡ September 20, 2015
combines, 'hey' and 'How Are You'
quick way of writing it.
Mia: Hay!
Jaz: I'm good, hay?
Mia: great thanks!
Hay by Jaz144441 January 9, 2009