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Hit The High "C" 

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.
"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""
Hit The High "C" by MagickDio March 3, 2010

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budgetz-509 by budgetz June 5, 2026
A stupid word used by stupid people to show how stupid they are, or used to describe something else to show they are supremely idiotic
I am wicked bad
you are wicked (the height of stupidity)
that was da wicked bomb
Wicked by Benevolent Man June 2, 2003
She is beautiful and has an amazing smile. Don't mess with her . She is Loved by everyone. She focuses on anything she sets her mind to do
I want to be Akeobong
Akeobong by Tamiake November 24, 2021
1.(Noun) A cheap ass store, resembling a 99 cent store in the USA. This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.
1.John : Wow, did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!
Lidl by Thibi February 3, 2008
a platonic version of spooning whereby two people lie side by side each body slightly curved in a semi-fetal position so they fit together like two puzzle pieces.
I was so cold last night and no one was home so I was goozing with my blow up doll, Gummy Gertrude.
goozing by Sweet Nips April 1, 2009
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