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Urban Dictionary

That Guy on Facebook 

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.
I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."
An abbreviation for (S)hut (U)p (M)ove (O)n.
Dude, you really need to SUMO!
SUMO by Smeg Me July 19, 2012
A Thing in this context refers to an extremely hot girl/woman. In this context, thing would replace regular terminology such as 'hottie, babe, stunner, glamour, hot girl etc'.

Obviously this can be used in plural form as well.

Additionally, a prefix can be added using a descriptive word to categorise the 'type' of thing, or the level of hotness/attractiveness of said thing.
Wow, look at those things across the road.

Oh my god you should have seen this thing at the gym last night.

Look over there; fashion things.

I want to destroy this thing that lives in my building, you should see her.
Thing by Bellenders November 30, 2011
A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life.

Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.

This engulfs their entire life and value system.

The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.

After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT

Suddenly a profile picture is updated.

With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.

It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.

With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.

An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.

Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Derek Chauvin: did you see that Emu earlier in the court room?

Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?

Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
ft by Pan24 August 10, 2020

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.
You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?
yo bro im makin a cheescak, u want one?
cheescak by PipeBombToaster July 27, 2025
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