Dicktilian

A seemingly nice or normal person who is actual a gargantuan asshole, dick, cocksucker, douche,or just an all around cunt that blends in well with their peers. Similar to a Chameleon blending into its surroundings.

When I first started working here Ernest seemed like a stand up guy. He was always saying nice things and he even baked me a birthday cake. But after I got to know him and worked with him longer it turned out he was a real Dicktilian.

Dicktilian by Twatster's Dictionary September 13, 2017

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Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

Tooled by tooled July 31, 2006

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River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

River Donging by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

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Down Horrendously

This mofo

Person 1: dude school has me fuckin tripping these days, idk how I’m gunna finish all this work
Person 2: At least you ain’t Tien
Person 1: facts actually, im guess im not down horrendously

Down Horrendously by Yelex January 20, 2021

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Jurassic World

The 2015 reboot/revival of the classic series from the 90s. It aimed to bring Jurassic Park, a thing of the past into the present day. And thus ladies and gentlemen we present to you, the Indominus Rex

Guy: "Wow they're making a trilogy of Jurassic World films, just like the original!"

Other Guy: "Ah shit here we go again"

Guy: "Welcome to Jurassic Park"

Jurassic World by wyz1912 February 16, 2021