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Michigan State University 

1. A phenomenal university located alongside Michigan's capital city of Lansing, this school is for the well-rounded student who is looking for a fantastic education, great employment opportunities, and an active and friendly student body--basically the overall "student experience" plus a kick-ass campus. They also have well-recognized and nationally ranked graduate programs in research, law, and all 3--yes 3--of their medical schools. Don't believe it? Here:

"A dynamic and diverse academic community, MSU offers all the vibrancy and excitement you'd expect from one of the most comprehensive campuses in the United States. With an extensive array of high-quality undergraduate, graduate, and preprofessional programs and resources, there's a perfect academic fit for everyone. Outside the classroom, students make connections and feel at home through a powerful network of close-knit communities and inclusive initiatives--including more than 500 student organizations and a range of support services. Undergraduates, as well as graduate students, work side by side with accomplished faculty on research and creative projects and benefit from interacting with other outstanding students from a variety of backgrounds. In addition to the largest single-campus residence hall system in the nation, MSU offers an active Greek community and living-learning communities that bring together students with similar majors and interests to live and attend classes. MSU students benefit from being part of a proud Spartan tradition and myriad on-campus activities and events--including Big Ten athletics and acclaimed performances and productions--as well as life-changing opportunities for study abroad, service learning, and community engagement."
-The American Association of State Colleges and Universities and The National Association of State Universities and Land-Grant Colleges
I got into U of M and was offered a scholarship when I applied for their undergrad program. I also got into U of M when I was applying for medical school. But since I at no point wanted to become an asshole, I still chose Michigan State University. So every U of M prick who thinks MSU students were just too stupid to get into U of M, or wishes they went to U of M, think again. We all just didn't want to become petty bitches and associate with any of you.

whorefluencer 

Influencer that uses body to advertise their content, and whose popularity is because of their looks only
"Damn, this account is not original, so much stuff around their looks"
- Yeah, this is called whorefluencer, you didn't know?
whorefluencer by darble August 14, 2023
Sexual position. During a 180, the girl (or the guy) starts by licking the partner's anus and has to finish in a 180 degree motion until she/he reaches the penis. Usually this position includes a rest at the scrotum for extensive licking.
-Oh man! You won't believe what happend to me last night!
-What bro?
-That hot looking chick gave me the 180 after I took a dump!
the 180 by Le180 November 16, 2011

bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric
I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society
bats in the belfry by Bubba March 24, 2005

Scrambies 

Scrambled eggs
I love starting my mornings with a nice cup of joe and some scrambies!
Scrambies by Timmy Dictionary May 19, 2018
What I want to drink when I think about the following things.
Milenials having children, the future of America, stupid new age baby names (Seriously, who names their child Tyce), my chances of succeeding in life, America under Trumps rule, Kanye actually winning in 2020, how futile my vote is considering the completely unnecessary electoral college, the living conditions of the North Korean people, the fact that every day I walk into school I need to pray it’s not the day a school shooter stops by for a quick how do you do.
Person 1:”I was thinking about new age baby names, where’s the bleach.”
Person 2:”We’re our after your last session.”
Person 1:”God damnit.”

ArcadexAngel 

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Person 0: ArcadexAngel
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