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bitch earphone

the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"
hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!
bitch earphone by jonobello January 31, 2006
A girl who sleeps with her eyes open.
Hey bud, I brought a girl home last night and it turned out she was an Emily B.
Emily B by EyesWideClosed January 3, 2010

March 11 

Person 1:Do you know what today is?
Person 2:No why?
Person 1:Its March 11
Person 2: So what about today?
Person 1:Its National Thicc person day all Thicc people were born today.🍑
March 11 by [Thicc Nicki] November 3, 2019

plunking. 

Plunking is the act of fisting another untill they pass out its kind of like skerplunking.
Harry:Hey bill I heard you were "plunking." with your girlfriend lastnight.

Bill: yeah she passed out within 15 mins.
plunking. by KingPlunker September 15, 2011

frostydapker 

THE old school range/mage pure. Named so because of his love of turning ppl into ice cubes.
Remember when frostydapker said he was gonna quit like 3 times?
frostydapker by 8756746737 April 27, 2008

Map of Africa

A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.
Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''

Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''

Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''
An adorment inserted through ones skin in order to differentiate oneself from the crowd; Empowering form of self expression, a way to take control of your life and your own body.
My septum piercing rocks, depending on how I feel I can show it or hide it.
piercings by Painless Phil August 12, 2004
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