shashy pants

“Ashy, your being such a shashy pants.”

shashy pants by Chensley July 5, 2023

Asswagon

Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender

You know I don't f wit asswagons mAh brotha they not tight my bro.

Asswagon by Gayl0rd December 31, 2016

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trappessing

When you trapping and finessing

She been trappessing since day one

trappessing by Becca's bitch October 19, 2017

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Legitsu

When you are so legit it kicks everyone's ass.
Pronounced Lee-jit-su

Statement: Man, your shoes are legit! They make mine look like a dump.
Response: I am a master of Legitsu.

Legitsu by Lance Deeply November 18, 2017

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FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.

DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks

FUBAR-Dick by Fübahrt December 27, 2010

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toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person above the age of 10 that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

toddler fingers by toddlerlovin December 25, 2008