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what-up cuz
cuz by motherfucking slogg December 25, 2002

percisiline 

when someone stinks when they wake up
GAGANPREET P., PERCISILINE
percisiline by UPINDER November 20, 2011
to get very high by smoking the reefer
Guy: How come you missed your frist day at school?

Girl: I was so donnie last night that I even for got what a school is...
donnie by pooponyou August 30, 2005

hummingbird 

while nawing at your genital area...your man takes his nose and pecks like he has juts found some satisfyingly sweet nector that he just cant get enough of
your paps is the hummingbird champ...go daddy;-)
hummingbird by Jessie August 1, 2003

Buzz-Lightyeared 

The state of feeling buzzed (not drunk) but still feeling/looking fly.
Dude, even though though I drank all that vodka, all these fat chicks keep checking me out. I must be buzz-lightyeared.
Buzz-Lightyeared by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

Klavdij Mervič 

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.
Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone
Klavdij Mervič by Mervič March 9, 2020
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