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cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.
- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.
cancerbait by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022

craftwards 

an overly obsessive relationship between two seemingly masculine construction workers, but in fact is unhealthy and humorous to others.
the concensus is craftwards would scream and cry if they were more than 30 feet apart.
craftwards by tool belt July 23, 2009
Military - The blood that comes out of a snipers target when he/she is hit. the blood appears pinkish over the distance and the quick burst of blood that comes out makes a misty effect.
I want the pink mist

The sniper got his first pink mist
pink mist by Numlock June 30, 2006

Sheldreon 

A very unique man. Very weird though. Literally one of a kind. Bozo
Sheldreon is so weird.
Sheldreon by lord wooshu June 19, 2022

Buechlered 

A state of extreme intoxication. Unable to preform simple tasks due to your liver processing an overwhelming amount of alcohol
Will: Bro! You were so buechlered last night! My sister had to drive your truck home.

Pat: Yea I know. My parents busted me the second I walked through the door.
Buechlered by Barton's fun-stopper September 21, 2011

fiddlepip 

An expression of exasperation commonly used when one pours sour milk over ones bowl of conflakes in the morning when its bucketing down rain outside and you've got to cycle into work and don't have time to get anything else to eat... and you've been dumped the night before... and you've got a chillblain... and you've lost your place in the book you were reading... and you've got one of those tickly coughs that won't go away.. and you've stepped on an upturned plug in your socks just before.
"Ah goddamn fiddlepip!"
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