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The most perfect girl with bad taste in guys, loves men with beard that's 1o years older than her, and often with a weird accent. She is incredible cute and wonderful with an awesome personality and a twisted and perverted mind! I love her so much <3
person 1: oh look! it's a girl with blond hair that's really pretty but with wierd glasses and a body!

person 2: yeah i know, it's Åslaug, she's awesome!
Åslaug by PiaSOL February 18, 2010

dane cook 

that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.
dane cook by ilovedane October 7, 2006

Mancobra 

Very funny ginger, but dont let that red hair fool you, hes a
beast in the sack, left to be specific, and loves the ladies.
Also can be defined as Jacobi, Jacobra, and Obi-Wan-Jacobi.
Yo' Mancobra
Mancobra by MAncobra February 24, 2010

humpinest 

Excellent sex, being excellent at sex
That was the humpinest sex. You are the humpinest. That was the humpinest.
humpinest by Super-Duper-82 December 3, 2016

Phoenix Ortner 

The famous long clarinet dude from the marching band
I can't wait to see my favorite musician phoenix ortner perform in the marching band
Phoenix Ortner by Skibidi dop dop October 8, 2023
A gay pedo who worships penis enlargement pills at his local cvs becuase his little wanker can't get big enough for bitches to get on his dick.
"Soupy fell in love with a 12 year old? "

Yeah he's always doing that shit.
Soupy by Cock blocker 3.0 March 25, 2022

Charlotte 

My best friend is named Charlotte, most Charlottes think bad about themselves but they're friend always says no, Charlotte's are SUPER DUPER funny and cute. If you tell her to do something dumb, she would obviously do it. Boys are obsessed with Charlotte but Charlotte always says no, she thinks she needs to find the right one. If you have a friend named Charlotte you can tell her ANYTHING, DON'T LET HER GO.
Me: Hey Charlotte you won't put a metal bowl in the microwave
Charlotte: BET
House: *Blows up*
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