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Reverse Titty Fuck 

When you hook up with a straight up pooch and don't want to look at her dirty mug while you are titty fucking her, you sit on her face instead of her chest and do your business while your crack slides up and down her chin. If you're lucky, she will obtain a brown streak on her face, starting from her chin and leading up to her hair line.
Ted hadn't wiped his ass for weeks and left a stinky brown line on carols face when he gave her a reverse titty fuck on their anniversary.
Reverse Titty Fuck by T_Heard February 12, 2009
DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM
GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY

GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?

GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW

GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
dAn by 2315433122 January 30, 2022

Big nigga bird 

The fattest man to ever live
Keani Gibson is a big nigga bird
Big nigga bird by Niggarssssss February 24, 2019
Russian obscene or profane language, constructed from 4 basic words, or roots:
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).

Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)
Mat is banned in public places, official speech and media, but almost every Russian use it.
Mat by dildo777 June 9, 2018

Sussy Baka 

Someone who is general acting "sus" and idiotic, in most situations can also be considered acting gay.
Ryder: i love penis so much, straight up my ass!
Willie: Dude stop being a sussy baka
Sussy Baka by Obamanomicon August 31, 2021

Hump Whale 

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
Hump Whale by TCT1 April 20, 2010
when you feel you like someone in way you love them
i have a crush on my i hate my life
a crush by i’m not okay November 29, 2019
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