Urban Dictionary
Scoop Chips
A form of chip made my Tostitos that has round edges to help you scoop out the Salsa. Also there is a scoop chip hand shake. Can be used as a sexual verb to scoop her chip
Scoop Chips by Brett Peters March 31, 2010
DFUF
Designated fat or ugly friend. everyone has one, if you don't then you are one, don't try and lie to yourself. they make you look prettier and skinnier and appear smarter by comparison.
gods greatest inventions. Usually only contributing feature is their unattractiveness.
gods greatest inventions. Usually only contributing feature is their unattractiveness.
Livvy: 'i wish Brandon would notice me, but i'm just too fat and ugly and stupid.'
Kate: 'its OK, you just need to get yourself a DFUF. You are mine and because of your insignificance and hideousness, i haven't been without a boyfriend since we've been friends. You're a real asset'
Kate: 'its OK, you just need to get yourself a DFUF. You are mine and because of your insignificance and hideousness, i haven't been without a boyfriend since we've been friends. You're a real asset'
DFUF by livvysuxbrandonsballs May 21, 2009
Clusterfuck
America is a clusterfuck. Why demonize South Sudan? In virtually every way and in virtually every area, America is a massive clusterfuck and unless action is taken quickly, it is going to go over an economic and social cliff.
America is a clusterfuck.
Clusterfuck by Davo Zed March 22, 2022
Jayla
Jayla. a beautiful women with a powerful heart. she loves puns and cats. she can fight a bitch badly. shes violent too. she has many friends and she has a guy bestfriend named Kevin
jerry:Wow jayla is the bomb!
bob:her puns are bad
jayla:hey guys when i get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on
bob: go away
jayla: fight me hoe
bob:her puns are bad
jayla:hey guys when i get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on
bob: go away
jayla: fight me hoe
Jayla by mikeynoikeylovenike August 2, 2018
Urban Dickhead
Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com
Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".
Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.
Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.
Urban Dickhead by Metrosexuwell February 4, 2010