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witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF
Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!
An unintentional encounter between two beings where both gesture towards moving in the same direction at the same time, creating an awkwardness. May occur several times in a single confrontation.
Today I spondered in the hallway on the way to brunch.
Sponder by Dennis Scott September 2, 2003

Prooflighting

A digitallighting tactic where, after proof is presented, the requester gaslights the provider by denying that the proof was ever requested, claiming it was “unsolicited,” or that the provider is “manipulating” them. They may also delete their original request and then accuse the provider of “randomly sending proofs.” Prooflighting is common in online debates where the manipulator wants to appear as a victim of unwanted information. It aims to delegitimize the act of proving itself.
Example: “He wrote ‘prove it.’ She gave a proof. He then deleted his message and replied: ‘Why are you sending me unsolicited proofs? This is creepy. You’re stalking me.’ Prooflighting – erasing his own demand to make her look like the aggressor.”

excitement

the act of rapidly, sporadically wiggling your fingers together in a crazy fashion. usually accompanied by some weird ass face.
what are you doing with your fingers man?
excitement!
excitement by kbombisforreal May 26, 2008

Oreo Milkshake 

When a man jizzes then shits in their significant other's mouth for them to swallow.
I gave Linda a good Oreo Milkshake last night.
One who smokes highgrade marijuana on a regular basis.

One who smoke the highest grade sensimellia.

One who loves smoking SES and getting HEAD
"That nigga always got that highgrade"
" Ya I know, he's a SESHEAD.

That nigga loves smoking SES and getting HEAD from his girl, that nigga is a SESHEAD
SESHEAD by SESHEAD November 18, 2010

early Saturday 

early Saturday (or Friday) is a term used for of us who can arrange a long weekend around our work commitments.
Please don't contact me tomorrow, its early Saturday!
early Saturday by inx13 February 9, 2010
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