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chocolate turkey
When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.
While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.
chocolate turkey by Englebert November 10, 2008
Gardner Time
The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.
Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.
All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
Gardner Time by FD45acp October 19, 2015
angry bitch
you have your girl in a doggy style then put your finger in your ass and rub it in her mouth slap her ass then leave her pregnant thats what i call a angry bitch
angry bitch by bigcumdaddy April 16, 2019
turkey basterd
That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
turkey basterd by neologisto July 15, 2011