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Joetallica 

Describes only the most long-haired and metal of people, sometimes used in place of one's name.
That guy is so Joetallica, his long, metal hair blows when no wind is present.
Joetallica by SHS courtesy of Dan November 26, 2006
Extremely, entirely, absolutely. The correct spelling of the word as it is used, especially in the Deep South, is plumb, not plum.
That dog ran so fast after the rabbit, he was plumb exhausted.
plumb by Ole Deepsouth September 28, 2012
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piddle patch 

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
piddle patch by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

mollygrubs 

General term for an upset stomach or indigestion. A midwestern-USA term for nausea and upset stomach.
That dinner didn't sit well on my stomach. I've got the mollygrubs!
mollygrubs by M Rafael Taylor October 2, 2010

jumpdown 

a woman who is willing to have sex with anyone at any time. she will "jump down" and get it on anywhere.
we need some jumpdowns at the party so i can get my rocks off
jumpdown by biznizzle April 6, 2004

your life 

a short time around 75 years where you can do stuff. many people think their life sucks and its unfair and so on and thats true, but if you think about it, it doesnt matter because:

life is just like a game you have been forced to play. good for you if things are nice and it really sucks if you have a rough trot. one day you will die and thats it! your existance will be forgotten in time. its not like you have to do anything important in your life, because actually no one (really) cares.

the most important thing about your life is, that you are happy. do the things you want, not what others say. fuck stuff like stress, anger, hate, sadness and so on. you dont need that in your life. ok beeing sad sometimes is ok but dont take that shit to serious. its just your life, have as much fun as possibile an then die and rest in peace. thats the way!
1: oh god life sucks! i want to die!

2: live on. your life is short anyway.
your life by publish it already June 13, 2009
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