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Charlsey is a beautiful brown eyed brown hair women who is always up for a adventure asking as it doesn’t scare her. She’s a dreamer who wishfully dreams that she’s a doer. Charlsey is the perfect middle child who gets forgotten about but doesn’t complain because she can get into all kinds of mischief. Also voted prom queen and most likely to have a child at 16.
Damn have you seen that new girl Charlsey ain’t she a looker? Wonder when she’s due
Charlsey by Anon42026 October 17, 2019

national be a dick to your girlfriend day 

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

darius lamar 

A man who was attacked by the kracked kids Kollective at approximately 12:00 pm
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Yeah about Darius Lamar

Person 1: Yep that's the guy quite tragic isn't it
darius lamar by Kracked kid October 8, 2023

Grundles 

Underpants, Underwear, be it Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, high rise, low rise, cotton, rayon, or polyester.

Grundles is actually short for grundlemires, as panties is short for underpants.
If you cut somebody off in traffic and they start flipping you off or shouting obscenities, simply say "Hey, don't get your grundles in a bundle, pal."
Grundles by Sara B Ellum December 22, 2010

( /*_* [) 

>Anton Chigurh from "No Country For Old Men". Psychotic, laconic, dark personality = legendary, friend-o.
( /*_* [) by Ren_Ludwig March 12, 2008

kurniawanputra 

Kurniawanputra is someone with a big penis. He’s also very sexy and anyone within a 100 meter radius from him automatically falls in love. He’s also very handsome, locking eyes with him would be dangerous as it’ll leave you blind. He also only speaks the truth and is the epitome of chivalry isn’t dead.
Oh no where is all my clothes???? It must’ve been from staring at kurniawanputra for too long earlier
kurniawanputra by SomeoneVeryHonest November 22, 2021

Blockade Runner

An episode of flatulence where a person farts while simultaneously holding in a poop. The fart effectively "runs" the "blockade" of fecal matter, thus averting the dreaded shart.
Man I'm really touching cloth, I hope this next fart is a blockade runner or I'm going to poop my pants
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